Vol. I · No. 10 Jaipur · Friday, 13 November 2026 Est. 2026

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The Basement Gazette


software · hardware · things half-built

Free ★★★ Late Edition
Circulation 11
Markets · commits this session against the last
JRVS 2 ▲ 2 SITE 20 ▲ 20 SCHL 0 ▼ -4 AIRG 0 ▼ -2

Lead story · software

THE ELECTRIC MOTORCYCLE THAT WON'T COMMIT

A dead Pulsar, a scrap-market rescue, and a plan to give one bike a different face whenever the mood strikes

The frame in question

Most motorcycles are one thing forever. You buy a cruiser and it stays a cruiser until the day it dies in somebody’s backyard. I found this arrangement a little boring, so I went and bought a bike that was already dead and skipped to the interesting part.

It’s a Pulsar NS200 frame, rescued from a scrap market on the far side of the city, stripped to its bones and cleaned up until it looked less like a corpse and more like a possibility. Which is the whole point — because I’m not trying to build a bike. I’m trying to build one bike that can be several.

The idea is simple and slightly unreasonable. The frame stays. Everything you actually see — the panels, the tank cover, the cowl, the entire personality of the thing — bolts on and off. A scrambler this week. A café racer when I get tired of that. Maybe something low and sharp after. Same machine underneath, wearing whatever it feels like, the way the rest of us change a jacket.

I’m printing those bodies myself, one prototype at a time, testing whether my ideas survive contact with an actual frame. (They usually don’t, on the first try. That’s what the prototypes are for.) The first face it’s going to wear is a scrambler — a little rugged, a little bad-mannered, exactly the mood I’m in.

There’s a good deal of work left before any of it moves under its own power. But that’s a later problem. For now there’s a clean frame in a workshop that hasn’t decided what it wants to be yet — and honestly, neither have I. Which might be why we get along.

More from the workshop as it happens.

Continued inside →


Motoring · car of the issue

Gordon Murray Automotive T.33

Issued2025
AcquiredApril 2024
Scale1:64
SeriesHW Exotics

Designed by the man who penned the McLaren F1. Displays impeccable manners while quietly reminding everyone that lightness never goes out of fashion.

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software

HOW TO LOSE A HACKATHON IN 36 HOURS

Three people, a clean slate, and the specific kind of sleep deprivation that makes bad ideas sound completely reasonable.


op ed

Engineers Need Better Taste

They need one fewer docmuentation

Pictures

Where it all began. The original bike, now under resurrection.

More frames →


lab notes

The Bike Has No Engine. It Has an Exhaust Anyway.

a 2 inch speaker, a tri-oval can and a lot of black paint

Crossword no. 01

Across

  1. 2 An AI that does more than chat (5)
  2. 4 The currency of every LLM (5)
  3. 5 An AI that listens instead of speaks (7)
  4. 7 What every chatbot claims to have (6)
  5. 8 Hidden beneath the model (6)

Down

  1. 1 Direction with magnitude (6)
  2. 3 Google's AI family (6)
  3. 6 Instructions for a very literal machine (6)
Solution

Across: 2 AGENT · 4 TOKEN · 5 WHISPER · 7 MEMORY · 8 LATENT

Down: 1 VECTOR · 3 GEMINI · 6 PROMPT